User talk:Captain Random

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This Guy Named Ted

I nominated This Guy Named Ted for the front page.-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 23:12, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

The Test Wiki

Have you been to The Test Wiki recently?-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 02:24, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Templates.

First of all, have you read this? It's the policy that makes us not Illogicopedia. Secondly, it's something of a miracle you've gotten this far without noticing that we hate templates. Hate them. Most of us would gladly vote to clear out every template there is that's not used in a voting process. And the templates are pushing down the content. Words are virtually always more important than images or templates. And lastly, if it takes more than 3 inches of vertical screen space to make a joke, nobody cares anymore. Either one template or none. One template makes the point, causes the irony that Cowbell, in fact, needs more cowbell. There's no excuse for multiple. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:54 Oct 30, 2007

Pig Latin is funny because you can read it. Now three users have reverted you. Do you still think it's so funny? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 23:13 Oct 30, 2007

I'm not illustrate, thanks. I know you didn't add them in the first place. But you happen to be the one who's adding them back. And it's not funny. It really isn't. It's annoying and it's overkill. And overkill is bad. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:49 Oct 31, 2007