User talk:Captain Asshole

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If you wanna start an article, it's a good idea to start it in your userspace (for example, User:Captain Asshole/Article about stuff) so you can edit it without fear of it being huffed. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, try to make it funny and not just stupid; and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. With some practice I'm sure you can become a great writer here!

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Incurable Asshole Syndrome

Since the work in progress tag has expired, the article became a candidate for deletion. However, as it's pretty good and you've put some effort into it, it's been plucked from the jaws of the huff monsters and shifted into your userspace where it can remain until whenever you finish it - which I hope you will. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:08, August 29, 2010 (UTC)