User talk:Buttpasteman
Welcome![edit source]
It's been a while, but at least I'm not a Noob no more, I guess It's time to actualy contribute to the Uncyclopedia, or not, depending how I feel at that time of day. I'm done Noobin it up (even though it is the only policy at that one nonscence wiki) But I guess since this is mah own page, I don't gots to actualy be interesting. Though, If you are at this page, You must be a mod, or VERY VERY VERY confused. Allright, Im gonna build da pages, heres we goes.
-Buttpasteman 1/26/09
Hello, Buttpasteman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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22:52, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
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