User talk:Burnside65
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In regards to Stranger in a Strange Land[edit source]
I deleted that because, as it states on the construction template page, it doesn't save pages that are just two or three lines. In the future, for that type of writing, I would suggest writing in your userspace (ie: User:Burnside65/Stranger in a Strange Land, where I've restored the article), because the construction template is really for articles which have all (or at least some) of their ideas down pre-placement.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:31, 3 March 2008 (UTC)