User talk:BritsAreStupid

Welcome!

Hello, BritsAreStupid, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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How about

You stop messing about with British related articles and write something new? Hmmmm? ~ 05:55, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Seconded. Whilst we welcome contributions to Uncyclopedia in many forms, your edits to Britain and British, coupled with your username, smell strongly of Jingoism. If you really want to rewrite established articles, the best thing to do is create a subpage of your userspace such as User:BritsAreStupid/Britain rewrite, and then, when you have finished, submit it to either Pee Review or to an admin for consideration. At the moment though, all you're doing is replacing large sections of long-standing articles with what appears to be semi-nationalistic sniping rather than humour. Please ensure you've familiarised yourself with the policies and guidelines linked in the welcome note above before editing. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:23, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Hello? D-O Y-O-U S-P-E-A-K E-N-G-L-I-S-H? ~ 10:35, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Of course he doesn't, Mordillo. English is a filthy barbaric language, invented by those bland-food-cooking, bad-teeth-owning British scum. Curse them and their faded Imperial glory! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:41, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Curses! Now get me a nice hot cup of tea! ~ 10:46, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Glad to see you're back

I'll be sure to notify Codeine to extend your ban. ~ 14:30, 28 August 2007 (UTC)