User talk:Bluemaven

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This ain't your mom's Wikipedia…  Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.  ~Zana Dark

I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the CAUSE??? Care to join the CAUSE??? Bluemaven 03:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

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