User talk:Blood is red

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ok--Blood is red 13:22, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Zionists Anonymous

The section on History in this article looks like it was a carefully written and playful introduction to the Vin Diesel story. You replaced it with a single paragraph with hidden messages, overuse of the trite censorship device, and hints of racial rant. That is why Socky reverted your changes, and that is why I am now doing the same.

You are welcome to make changes that fit with the article in which you are making them, and also free to create your own article that has its own humor strategy. However, it is very hard to make a strategy of these-guys-hate-those-guys funny. Spıke ¬ 22:02 3-Jan-11

Meh, quit acting. You and me both know you reverted it cause you're zionists. Anyway, anyone would find it funny, unless he's a zionist. PS, the section I replaced was crap. Not funny at all. Just someone being randomly stupid.--Blood is red 22:05, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

And thank you for the propaganda. "Typical anti-semite". I'm supposing anyone who doesn't like zionists is an anti-semite.--Blood is red 22:29, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Lebanon

--And the reason you came to my attention is that you were editing this article, which I'm watching over. I had no real opinion about your first edit, but you have now replaced a deliberately too-delicate treatment of the recent war with Israel with a potty-mouthed racial screed, so I'm rolling you back. It strikes me that you are not here to write humor but to spew your social theories. Spıke ¬ 22:07 3-Jan-11

I suppose "Delicate treatment" means putting unfunny pro-Israeli crap and only using known newspaper and TV propaganda against Hezbollah.--Blood is red 22:09, January 3, 2011 (UTC)