User talk:Bismark1870

Welcome!

Let the licking begin!

Oh hey, Bismark1870! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here. If you feel that you are not having a good time here, then the door's right there...no, a bit to the left...yeah, there.

Here are some links to see if you have the time:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

There are more of them, but those three are the most important.

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, we'll have to go to the history to discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. It's a lot of researching, dude.

When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject (something that people know of). It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:Bismark1870/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.

As mentioned before, please don't write articles about you, your friends, your teachers, or anybody that is being attacked. Also remember to not remove any content from pages, as your editing privileges may be taken away.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into "adopt a noob" and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?

The main purpose of Uncyclopedia is to have fun, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.  

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:18, 15 July 2011