User talk:Beefhooked
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Mattsnow 06:05, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
Your article[edit source]
Is now here. I moved it to your userspace so you can work on it without the time constraints you face in userspace. The article was initially deleted because the construction template automatically counts down and alerts admins when the article goes unedited for 7 days, you don't need to use that when it's in userspace. Also be sure to sign your posts on talk pages with 4 tildes like this ~~~~. Let me know if you have any more questions. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 05:20, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for that, I'd made a couple of edits but forgot to log in, is it possible to replace the current template with the earlier one removed. It had internal links to NZ & Helen Clark etc and it would make it easier to redo. Where do I send the cake?Beefhooked (talk) 06:27, August 13, 2012 (UTC)