User talk:Baina

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Stella Artois

Here you go, good as new. Good luck =) -RAHB 21:34, 15 November 2008 (UTC) Cheers--Baina 21:40, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Help

Need help improving my Monmouth article. A bit stuck.--Baina 23:00, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Rightyho, let's take a look. Hmm, well, for a couple of quick tips, try cutting down on the quotes at the start. Then take a read through again, pretending you've never heard of Monmouth - how much of that would be funny to you? The tip is to balance in-jokes that locals will appreciate with writing for a wider audience as well. This is something town articles rarely get right, so it's not easy. You might want to think about having a central concept for the article - instead of just having a scattergun approach and taking the piss out of whatever you can think of, a more structured approach might allow you to make this more consistently funny. I'd like to link you to some good examples here, but there aren't that many really good town-related articles. Atlanta has a decent central idea, or did the last time I looked at it. I'd recommend you get a pee review - the queue's quite short right now, and you should get some useful in-depth feedback. If you have another question, pop over to my talk page. And good luck! --UU - natter 14:45, Jul 10

Thanks for the advice. I'll try the pee review and then see what to do from there. --Baina 22:22, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

And here's the result. Sorry I've kept it so short.... Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Monmouth Pup t 08:04, 21/07/2009