User talk:Baganator
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Warning: Reading this article will make you completely incompetent with girls and you may fall ill with Get-it-in Syndrome which has serious affects such as Heat Seeking Penis Disease which causes the inflicted to be attracted to anything with a pulse
"In Soviet Russia, It gets in Chris!"
-Soviet Russia Reversal Joke on Chris Gets it in
"I Get it in"
- From "Macking Ho's and Bagging Biddies The Official Story of Chris Magnaye"'
" I did not have sexual relations with that women/man"
"Its cuz I'm black... Isn't it?"
- An excerpt from his famous speech denying alleged relations with a shemale
"Its a cack!"-Admiral Ackbar on his meeting with Chriss
Chris Bagnaye-Macknaye[edit source]
Chris Madgaye is the creator of STD's and condoms. He is the Ghost Writer of the Kama Sutra and all other books on proper erotic technique, in addition to the HARDY Boys series. He is occasionaly misaken for Chuck Norris and is known to some as Big Brother
Early Life[edit source]
Chris was born in a lab hospital in 1994, he proceeded to have sex with all the nurses as soon as he exited his test tube mom.
Chris is from China, Japan. He has written 11 books on proper penis placement technique. His most famous work is the Kama Sutra. Sometimes Christopher is known to "turn his swagger on".
Disease[edit source]
Victims of the aphrodisiac chris experience selective, temporary amnesia concerning events such as "hooking up" with Chris. Although no girl can remember having intercourse with Chris, he has four hundred thirty five children. He has publicly denied sexual relations with a shemale, however inside sources conclude that he has several times.
Occupation[edit source]
Chris an avid pilot, pokemon trainer, teacher, ghost rider and on occasions, a stunt double. Originally employed by the Philipino intelligence agency, chris is suspected to have taken down 5 mexican drug cartels. After an honorable discharge, Chris opened up Japan to trade in the treaty of arigato. He studied at UNIS a fascist camp located on a prison barge in New York. It was a social experiment which he participated in, until it was deemed an utter failure as it led to the creation of Racism. He was expelled from the experiment before it was shut down, because he impregnated several administrators and participants. As of now, in addition to starring on tv shows Melrose Place and Beverly Hills 90210, Chriss is an active partipa (nt and missionary for the text message based intelligence service, kgb (542-542). Chriss also acknowledges that AT&T sucks ass and verizon is beast, and AT&T is to blame for driving a wedge between friends on the basis of high data service fees.
Attempted Suicide[edit source]
On May 2005 Chris was for the millionth first time rejected, and the feeling was devastating. He attempted to jump out a window that was four feet of the ground, but due to the excess of fat muscle on his body he did not fit. He was stuck in the window for four days before a rescue team removed him from the window with a tire jack and three tons of grease, which he had no trouble eating.
Selected Filmography:[edit source]
Chriss was also a contestant on VH1's "Rock of Love". Unfortunately, he was eliminated as a necessity because instead of being a co-host, Chriss made love to each and every one of the show's contestants, in the process, impregnating each and every one of them (even the male contestants). The resulting abortion costs VH1 had to pay to keep the program going dwarfed whatever revenue Chriss brought into the station. Chriss' elimination has brought widespread noteriety to himself and VH1, as he is suing on the grounds of racial discrimination
Currently Chriss stars on the punk rock hardcore sex show Melrose Place.
Other films Chriss played a role in are as follows:
Backdoor Sluts 9
College Coeds
Selected Discography[edit source]
Boom Boom Pow
Birthday Sex
Candy Shop
List of Children[edit source]