User talk:Badger
Welcome![edit source]
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Vote to Save "Schindler's List"[edit source]
Since you started Schindler's List, I thought you might want to vote to save it from being deleted. BTW, if it does get deleted from the mainspace, I 'd like to see it saved to someone's userspace. If you're not interested in putting this in your userspace, I'll put it in mine. --Naughtius Maximus Unfortunately, I was too late, but I adopted it. [1] I'll move it to your userspace if you'd like. --Naughtius Maximus 
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 15:31, 11 July 2008 (UTC) F@H Woof! MeowMUN 16:37, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Purim[edit source]
Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!
It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno
OK, so you're not Jewish. Who cares? This is a great excuse to get drunk.