User talk:BEWARE OF THIS COMMUNIST USER!!!

{{help}} How do I make invisible text? ?_? Thanks! ^_^--BEWARE OF THIS COMMUNIST USER!!! 16:13, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can leave hidden comments in the code of the page just like I did there. You can also make your font color white like this. That's about it, I think. WODUP 02:36, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

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