User talk:AtheistJesus
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05:48, November 19, 2012 (UTC)
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Funny stuff man. --WesMan20 
(talk) 19:17, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
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Two little style things I noticed about formatting in your eagle article. To make a new paragraph, you need to separate two blocks of text. Pressing enter once won't do it. I'll show you what you did (1), how I corrected it (2) and the two effects.
1) Lots of example text here to help you and now I am going to press enter. Here you can see the next sentence does not look like a new paragraph. 2) Lots of example text here to help you and now I am going to press enter twice. This is the effect that you want.
This gives you:
1) Lots of example text here to help you and now I am going to press enter. Here you can see the next sentence does not look like a new paragraph.
2) Lots of example text here to help you and now I am going to press enter twice.
This is the effect that you want.
Then, the other thing is to do with Sources. I used to do this all the time, that's why I saw the mistake. You can leave "Author" blank, but you cannot leave "Publisher" blank, because that creates this effect:
- Leverage "Argentina complains to UK over Queen Elizabeth Land 'imperialism'" ', December 22, 2012
I don't know why Wikipedia comes up but it looks retarded. Similarly, if you completely delete the author line, you get this:
- {{{author}}} "Argentina complains to UK over Queen Elizabeth Land 'imperialism'" Guardian, December 22, 2012
So leave author blank, or put a silly name in, or you own name in, whatever you want. But put something for pub.
*{{source|url=URL HERE
|title=HEADLINE HERE
|author=SILLY NAME HERE OR BLANK
|pub=HUFFINGTON POST
|date=December 22, 2012}}