User talk:AssFarmer

Welcome!

Hello, AssFarmer, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Pee Review

Don't review your own articles, there's a good chap or chapess. If you don't want a review, don't put it up. If you do want a review, leave it so someone can help you properly. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:18, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH

OK, first up, SIGN YOUR POSTS like it says in that welcome message up there.

Also: look at the other noms on VFH, try to copy how they're laid out. See how the Nom bit contains the sig of the person nominating it? See how there's text in the scoretext bit? See how the person nominating it votes For? Try doing all these things next time you nom. I've fixed your current nom up for you. Cos I'm nice like that.

Oh, and that big "This Article Needs A Steamroller" tag at the top of the McDonald's article is a bit of a clue as to how people feel about it. It's not good. As a general rule, try not to nom articles on the rewrite lists. Thanks! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:31, 6 December 2007 (UTC)