User talk:Alhazred
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A personal welcome[edit source]
Hi and welcome, fellow sysop, or admin as we call ourselves here. I had to stop by and tell you I love your user name. Any connection to the Necrinomicon, or am I making an incorrect assumption? Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 04:14, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Alhazred? That name seems familiar? Where is it from?
XY007 • talk • contributions 01:46, 16 June 2015 (UTC)
- I don't assume all Muslims are terrorists. That's racist. But at least you're not. XY007 • talk • contributions 07:16, 16 June 2015 (UTC)
- I don't assume all Muslims are terrorists. That's racist. But at least you're not.
HMC2015[edit source]
I haven't seen you sign up for [Monkey]. I know that was an oversight on your part. I will forgive you once you sign up. I'll cut off one of your family members fingers every hour until you do. YEAY!!! happy times. If you cannot participate...you can always be a judge. The more judges...the better! ShabiDOO 16:37, 31 July 2015 (UTC)
No Connection[edit source]
To you username, but take a look at the article I wrote for the Aristocrat's competition... -- Sir Mhaille 
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