User talk:Actionreplayer

This is not Wikipedia.

THIS IS SPARTA UNCYCLOPEDIA!

Censorship!

the top of this page is entirely censored. not one bit of it will be visible unless you scroll over it with your mouse. i have censored this information for your own good, as it COULD POSSIBLY be offensive to you in some way. thus, i must protect you from such offensive material. not only this, but i feel it is my duty to censor this information because it is simply redundant and annoying to some. and to prevent the aggravation of those people, i have censored this information. so please, don't mouse over this information unless you are 100% prepared for whatever offensive or annoying material you may see when you mouse over it. --Actionreplayer 10:04, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Why I'm here

I'm here to edit stuff and make it look better! And i do intend to be funny. I mean, that's the point of Uncyclopedia right? Right? Okay, good. So far the only serious edits/additions I've made are in the "Zork" text-based adventure game. Search "zork" and hit the go button to check it out. If i knew how to upload pictures or put pictures in a page with the little text boxes under them, that'd be great, but I'll figure that out sooner or later. And once i do, I'll have a LOT of cleanup to do!

Why Uncyclopedia is cool

Uncyclopedia is an entire wiki devoted to being funny. Not only that, but It's actually funny. Go figure. It parodies Wikipedia perfectly and should have more publicity. But it doesn't. And that is why I am recruiting you to join my army! You shall go forth and slaughter molest fight in the name of Uncyclopedia. Hail to thee, -Name here-! You shall be a great hero! But only if you can somehow make this wiki funnier! Get to it!

How you will make Uncyclopedia popular

You shall go forth into the chatrooms, the MMOs, the random websites you visit and spam violently how much you love Uncyclopedia and how everyone better check it out! You shall edit the articles and make them funnier! You shall not bother watching pornography in your spare time! It will be a long and challenging path to victory, but I know you can do it, -Name here-! Don't fail me! The fate of the entire wiki rests on your shoulders!

Look! Commentz!

I'm offended at the censorship!:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:08, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

damned loopholes!--Actionreplayer 06:04, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for...

....the award :) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:55, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Picture

Its a girl. Just not much in the chest.

please do leave a signature o.0 --Actionreplayer 05:21, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I like your userpage...

It's very...you know. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:41, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Sophisticated? Clever? Smutty? whatever. thanks! Actionreplayer 06:42, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Let's just say we have very similar interests. ;) —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:45, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

I'll accept that. Feel free to browse at your leisure. And yes, more will be added later! Actionreplayer 06:48, February 11, 2010 (UTC)