User talk:Abesboy7

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Have you noticed how all the other quotes on the top of articles are supposedly made by famous people, except the ones you added? See UN:VAIN as well as the other links in the welcome note above, and please stop adding yourself to pages. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:32, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

• Sigh*. The same goes for adding yourself to the anniversaries. If I have to clean up any more stuff like this, I'm going to start getting annoyed. And that's not going to end well. Please, read the links above Abesboy; we have very few rules here but we do expect them to be followed. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:13, 30 April 2008 (UTC)