User talk:72.38.181.226
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, 72.38.181.226, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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12:35, 5 October 2023 (UTC)
June 2024[edit source]
Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia, as you did at S.T.A.L.K.E.R.. Your edits appear to be disruptive and have been or will be reverted.
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Please ensure you are familiar with Uncyclopedia's policies and guidelines, and please do not continue to make edits that appear disruptive. Continued disruptive editing may result in loss of editing privileges. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 19:53, 21 June 2024 (UTC)
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