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January 4: International Potato Suffering Day
- 1666 - The Great Fire of London begins as the Christmas potatoes are taken down too close to a naked flame.
- 1995 - Neil Diamond is kidnapped and forced to listen to his own music for seven consecutive days by genetically modified potatoes.