User:Zer0n888/userboxes

WARNING: MESSY PAGE OF USERBOXES[edit | edit source]

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

This user idolizes Dr. House
...but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or they'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.

LV-2

This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This userbox is for people who know.
If you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.
They don't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

This user is a philosopher.

This user has eye beams.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)