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Fanboy and Chum Chum, better known as Assboy and Fart Fart is a cartoon for tween girls who can't wait for the next Twilight movie to be out. They prank called Chuck Norris, who now wants to beat the living fuck out of them. But Kyle, the wizard, casts magic spells, that fuck Chuck's dick, so he has no chance of beating them. (Insert your own images.)

Characters

FANBOY voiced by Tupac Shakur

Fanboy is a "superhero" that failed school. After failing, he was unemployed (his parents are both dead), so he worked for Kim Jong-Ill. He always fucked Fanboy, so Fanboy quit working for that KOrean son of a bitch

CHUM CHUM voiced by Fred Flintstone

Chum Chum is a fatass faggot that can suck my dick.

KYLE voiced by Simon Cowell

Kyle is a hottie wizard who is trying to kill the world.

YO voiced by Marge Simpson

Yo is a crazy girl who wants to eat Chum Chum. She is a secret member of the Ku Klux Klan and she is colorblind, so she thinks that Chum Chum is black, so she tries to rape him.

LUPE voiced by A random Care Bears

Lupe is the fat girl trying to smash things. She lives in a McDonalds in Thailand and now has had anal sex with Ronald McDonald.

MARSHA voiced by Spongebob Squarepants

Marsha is a little faggot Kindergartener with plenty of excuses about her secret stack of condums. Her paraents are yet to see it, and the condums are her mom's. She hasa downsyndrome, and believes in 2012 that a magic star will have Fanboy, Dora the Explorer and her riding on it, will crash into the earths core with her safe on the crust, and Fanboy, ashes now (what a selfish little bitch).

OZ voiced by Comic Book Guy

Oz is just like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons and Fanboy follows him is his ways of pedifiling.

MR. MUFFLIN voiced by Ben Stein

Mr. Mufflin is a teacher who wears Spongbob clothes, and ate Ben Stein's life.

LENNY voiced by Will Smith

Lenny is a naked black human Squidward Tenticles like monster dude.

Boog voiced by Jorgon Von Strangle

Boog is a bully bear with two penices, one for killing with, and one for having sex with Fergie.

Reviews

Everyone hates it, but stupid girls like Kyle's ass, so it ran from November 6th 2009 to May 16th 2054.

Also a kindergartener from St. Faggotheim Testicle Weinerfuck Elementary quoted, "This is awesome bullshit!" Help me finish this page.