User:YesTimeToEdit/mafiaattack
Stick Your Hands In The Air!
Hello, Mr. YesTimeToEdit. My friend and I have come-a here on behalf of the Family. I'm sure you understand-a. May I ask-a that you raise your hands...all the way-a...that's it. We don't want any nastiness to break out, now do we?
'Dis here is my nice-a little passion - my family business. We like-a the nice things in life; we play poker, smoke-a cigars, we shoot and terrify people and love-a to let our hair down. È affascinante. So what-a you waiting for? Why not you get involved, huh?
I say that like it's a suggestion; but it's not-a, please do it, or my friend will have to fix-a you up. Do you wanna go swimming wiv da fishies? I really don't wanna havva make Johnny, do it, see his mumma just died and he's real sad about it. He's a real nice guy, a real gentleman, like - I wouldn't wanna havva make him do it - see?
Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie