User:Xamralco/HowTo:Play chess

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This article is about the boring game on your computer. For the stuff on your computer that you actually care about, see pawnography.
This king has either been mated or has passed out drunk... Possibly both.

Initial setup[edit | edit source]

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Movement[edit | edit source]

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Moves of the king
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The king just moves wherever he wants. Douche.
Moves of a rook
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The rook never moves. He's just a building.
Moves of a bishop
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Moves of the queen
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Moves of a knight
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Moves of a pawn
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The white pawns can move to the squares marked "×" in front of them. The pawn on c6 can also take either black rook.

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Check[edit | edit source]

Cheating[edit | edit source]

Cheating in chess, although common, is discouraged.

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