User:Witt E,/Tar Pit
Welcome to the tar pit! Unlike a sandbox where ideas are made and built up into actual articles, the tar pit takes any idea of mine, and then is sucked down into the muck.
Please, any suggestions would be nice, put those in the talk page. Thanks much.
Open for ideas[edit | edit source]
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Witt_E%2C/Big_Scary_Thingy
-Big Scary Thingy was supposed to be filled with info about the famous actor that starred in hundreds of movies, you've seen him in Jurassic Park and loved him in King Kong. Unfortunately I ran out of ideas, suggestions would be nice, if you've got an awesome idea now then put it in for God's Sake! Don't forget it!
Sturgeon General[edit | edit source]
A famous fish general, was at war with the turks (turkeys) and led the sturgeons to their first victories against the almighty Codfish empire.
I'm thinking of a sort of theme with the different fish representing races, countries, empires and notable people. Perhaps I base this on an actual period in history, but I can't really think of the real fitting war or conflict. This I would like suggestions for.
How to: Be a fanboy[edit | edit source]
Step by step instructions! (I'll never do it)
Flamethrower[edit | edit source]
Rewrite of Flamethrower, which sucks.
- Has been finished and removed from the Tar Pit
The Yellow Wallpaper[edit | edit source]
Based on the short story, it needs more funny and perhaps images, but it's pretty near completion.
User:Witt E,/World War What[edit | edit source]
A war on the island if amnesia, maybe, Jap. Saaya Ghen and a mysterious rebel know as Kay were involved in the conflict, as well as pokemon. lapras maybe?
- Has been completed and hauled safely out of the Tar Pit
In TEN[edit | edit source]
Oh GOD, how could I fuck up like that
NINE[edit | edit source]
I was so close to leaving this hell hole, then that idiot fucked up my plans.
EIGHT[edit | edit source]
Now what do I do, the numbskull surely spilled the beans on everything, speaking of beans, I notice the terrible gas I've been having lately
SEVEN[edit | edit source]
(You get the article drift right? the endings a surprise)
? (weapon)[edit | edit source]
Used during the Spanish Inquirsition. Millions confused, and many answers not found.
- I've done enough articles about weapons.
Alicia Witt & Ludwig Wittgenstein[edit | edit source]
She's an American Actress and he's a German philosopher. Made Alicia Witt
Animal Planet Special: Witt E-Wildlife Explorer[edit | edit source]
I'm here chasing down an elusive and rare species of crane here, blimey I thought I saw it!