User:Witt E,/The Yellow Wallpaper

I've been told to write here a while, on this small page here, it's plain, there's not many things for me to do here, like fiddle with categories. The site itself is nice, well-illustrated and a joy to read. Todd tells me that I've been doing poor, and that I would be better off here on my own page while I try to get my wits together, although I've secretly been writing this page here. Todd, who is a fellow user and an author, is saying that I should ease myself and stay inside my user page, but I don't want to at all, I think that if I were to edit and try my hand at a few other pages and such I would get better as a writer again. Although I don't very much like this page one bit, it's large, the edits won't work and I've been blocked from anywhere else to edit but here. The color of the background is the least favorite of mine. It's constructed of what seems to be a series of dull pasty white lines that follow along in so many sprawling confusing angles and curves that they manage to produce and create nearly every artistic sin. No wonder the anons hate it, I would hate it myself if I had to stare at it this long. I think Todd's logged on now, I should hide my edits, I know Todd never looks at minor edits, and I hate doing it, but it's something I want to do.

Two weeks

It's been 2 weeks since the last I wrote, I just felt no urge to write until as of now. Sitting here in this atrociously dull page, void of color, I can look out at the village dump from my page if I wanted, I can spot the shining gleam of the road sign, and the urgency of the golden border encasing it. The conversation there looks so inviting as well, oh how I wish I could join in, and sannse is there too, who is Todds cousin of sorts. Sannse is nice to me and is very careful around me. She is a perfectly nice and enthusiatic person to be around. I'm getting to like this page actually. The page is larger than I thought. I can bold or italicize the words to my liking and change text size as well here. All except for the background. It almost looks as the page has a face. The logo reminds of a single eye that is watching me, especcially when I'm scrolling. I see it's twisted inescapable grin everywhere on the page, smiling at me and crawling all around this page. I never saw such an expression before in an inanimate object. We all know we used to, why I used to sit as a child and staring at a blank word document would entertain or scare that most wouldn't be able to find in a Wal-Mart.

After the Poo Lit surprise

The users have all gone, there were so many users with wonderful articles to read and leaf through. There were plenty to talk about, and Todd even decided to invite Chron and some of his Dogs to come down.

I didn't get to do a thing though. Since Sannse is doing everything for me.

Todd says if I don't start getting better he'll send me Hardwick, who I have heard is just like Todd, but even more so.

I'm a good deal more alone now, Todd keeps leaving to attend to his articles, and Sannse lets me alone when I want to.

I'm getting real fond of the the room despite the background. Perhaps it's because of the background.

I think of it so often.

The lines move everywhere, they swirl horizontally, curl vertically, connect diagonally and crash into each other and start again in great slanting ways of optic horror.

I sneezed yesterday, I heard "God bless you" and I didn't know who said it! I have a sneaking suspicion that it must have been the narrator, but how reliable is the narrator?

Why am I asking you?

It tires me to follow them, I think I'll log off.

Time later

It's so hard talking to Todd about this, he's so wise. He just suggests more bed rest and tells me that the ban will last just 3 more weeks.

I noticed a pattern under the undulating lines.

It's a pattern of another user. I've seen it creeping around the page.

I think it was flipping me off too.

It creeps so slowly. It moves from the logo to the sign out link. I think it's left minor edits in the talk page.

I can't even see the talk page anymore, it won't let me.

I've been getting a little concerned of Todd, he's been posting less when I talk to him. He may want to infinite ban me, because of some vandalism I did a while back.

I think Sannse has been looking here too in my page, looking at my background.

A week more

I have much more to look forwards to now. Todd says I've been doing better, that my own articles reflected in this. I didn't tell him it's because of my ban, but because of the background.

At nights

I discovered something, the user does move alot!

I see it at night when I'm awake.

The user looks at my page.

I usually am not typing when I see this. The user eats some chips, stares blankly at the screen.

I've seen the user pick his nose and flick it while on my page.

Disgusting.

Last day

Yipee! this is my last day. Todd says I get unbanned tomorrow.

Sannse wanted to chat a bit, but I slyly turned her down and said I'd be fine alone that night.

How cleaver I was, because I knew I wasn't alone, there was user there with me.

Then the user that night posted for help on the page, the user said that he wanted to be free and edit places once more, so I tried my best to help and format the background the user was stuck behind.

I managed little though and vowed to continue in the morning.

Sannse asked about it, I said I did the format codes out of spite.

Sannse laughed and said that she wouldn't mind doing it herself.