User:Wire4001

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“Hay We All Need Frends.”

~ User:AyumiKitada on Wire4001
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This user is a member of the American Otaku Association.
They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal and grace of manga.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is American
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user is elite.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers.
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Wire4001 Myth or Legend[edit | edit source]

  • Age: Looks 20 but possibly ancient
  • Height: Wide
  • Width: Tall
  • Fart smell: Fresh Pine
  • Blood Type: 0+-
  • Language: Impediment
  • Favorite Color:Tangelo
  • Super Powers:Dating Japanese woman
  • Country of origin: Tripodia
  • Sex: Yep
  • Belief in God: sure
  • Member of an organization: American Otaku association
  • Job: Hitman
  • Indiscretions: Existance

Who the hell[edit | edit source]

The being known as wire4001 has been known in the galactic realm for Millennia and some have come to believe wire4001 has always existed. How ever as of yet that can not be confirmed nor denied. It is well known that wire4001 speaks a vast number of languages but is fluent in none of them. Wire4001’s demeanor to others ranges from the normal sarcasm to the out right intolerable beatings with yards of beef. This being is sure the end will come but just doesn’t care when.

Core-[edit | edit source]

Wire4001 is a kind and caring individual who lacks all ability to produce any legal copy’s of anything he owns.