User:WeaponX7
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| Background information | |
| Origin | The Planet |
| Affiliation | AVALANCHE |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'7" |
| Eye color | Blue |
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My Favorite Quotes That I've Created[edit | edit source]
“I treat the production process of my films the same way I treat the burritos I buy from El Pollo Loco, my favorite restaurant; I add a little spice here and there, I trim some corners [because they're burnt], touch it up 'til it's perfect and I ingest the whole thing so that it becomes a part of my soul. Then, I unload a shit-bar mitzvah of diarrhea on the unsuspecting public and move onto my next meal.”
– Robert Rodriguez
“When they choose to watch my film in the theatres, I want the audience to come out with the satisfaction of feeling like I just served them a big bowl of spicy chilli without the bloated feeling of having to take a shit that usually follows.”
– Robert Rodriguez
“It's like Christianity, only Jesus is black and is mad good at basketball!”
– Overzealous follower of Jordanity
“Good evening to all. I, Larry Bird, am establishing the Church of Michael Jordan and from this day forth, I shall become a devout Jordanite. (Abrupt Laughter).”
– Larry Bird getting laughed at before a live press conference
“Yeah but Michael is Michael.”
– Jordanite discussing his reasoning behind Michael Jordan being Christ