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Vithosa is a mighty mountain inhabited mainly by wolves (Lupus lupus) located on the coast line of the especially arrogant Black Sea which is the saltiest sea in the western part of Bulgaria.

Geography[edit | edit source]

The tallest peak of Vithosa mountain is 9508m and it was created by the Bulgarian Dinosaur God named Banitsa. According to recent research the mountains was built by fish 66 million years ago, just before the Velociraptors decided to evolve a little bit more. Two major yellow colored rivers originate in the mountain. They are not named because according to the Bulgarian law it is not reasonable to name moving water. The latest scientific things claim that both of the rivers are secretly connected to the river Danube. The Blood Lake is the biggest and nicest lake in the mountain providing habitat to many protected fish. Unsurprisingly, several shark species can be found in the lake such as the snow shark (Sharkus snowus) and rose shark (Sharkus rosea).

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Model of Vitosha Mountain

Many stupendous and splendidly interesting features can be observed in Vithosa. For instance the short-necked bulgarian giraffe (Giraffus bulgaricus), the flying chinchilla (Chinchilla chinchillairus) and the transparent sunflower (Solarflorus transparensis).

In the eastern part of the mountain the population of wolves has significantly increased in the past 500 years. Wolf scientist Ivan Bulkov warns about the the hairy carnivorous mammals:

“The wolves in Vithosa are very intelligent and quite ferocious in politics, too. I believe they will rule the world in 150-200 years or at least the 45% of it.”

~ Ivan Bulkov

Later he added the following warnings:

“I suggest to give them more pizza, so they will calm down and our beloved planet will be saved for good.”

~ Ivan Bulkov


Climate and Economy[edit | edit source]

It is usually freezing cold in the Vithosa except on the 20th of August. The so called "grey zone" is the coldest. The ingenious wolf cleverly adapted to this environment as was observed by wolf scientist Ivan Bulkov:

“I have observed that the wolves in Vithosa are cleverly adapted to the environment. I find this extremely amazing. I am not kidding.”

~ Ivan Bulkov

The yearly amount is precipitation is around 2500-3000 mm. As result, there are wide zones of rain forests which is scientifically called the "green zone" in Vithosa. The early civilizations used the almost infinite supply of wood to build shopping centers and space shuttles. The remnants of those shopping centers are still visible in some parts. The space shuttles were used to export the famous Bulgarian rose water to other galaxies, however none of them returned yet. Wolf scientist Ivan Bulkov noted the following wisdom about the early Bulgarian space shuttles and rose water export:

“I honestly believe that the wolves stood behind the innovation of the First Bulgarian Space Shuttle Program using the infinite wood supply of Vithosa rain forest. It makes quite a lot of sense considering that wolves howl at celestial objects very often showing us their desire to export products to other planets . ”

~ Ivan Bulkov