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Gelflings

Gelfling's

Gelflings are fictional characters from the movie The Dark Crystal. It is actually the most pro movie in all the universe.It takes place on the planet Thur where gelflings are thought to be extinct.Jan and Kira are the last Gelflings Living on the planet , and they must destroy the Dark Crystal to get rid of the skekses to save there planet. Jan is thought to be a cross dresser.

The Truth

Except all of this stuff actually happened. no im not srewing with you it all happened, except for the part in the movie where they don't have sex. In reality Jan and Kira who are both Gelflings get it on dirty! The skekses are not real,however Britney spears and Michael Jackson really pursued the Gelfling but the producers could not afford them to be in movie.the reason they chased them is because Michael thought he was a little boy and britney thought about Donuts. Others who helped in hunt, were Whoopi Goldberg, Chuck Norris and Mr.T helped out.

I know somebody is probably saying well if "the Chuck" helped out the Gelfling would be dead but, Chuck could not find the gelfling, so therefore he could not own Jan's gelfling ass.

Dark Crystal's

It was reported, by Jan the main gelfling, that he destroyed the Dark Crystal's at the skekses Palace, but evidence concludes that he didnt destroy them he just hired Zinedine Zidane to head butt them all in the face.Nobody knew where the Crystals where until 1965 when Marijuana enthusiast and relative to Jan, Tommy Chong had them ground up and made into a set of crystal bongs.

Some Random facts about Gelflings

The word gelfling is derived from the word Gelf which in latin means men who wear womens clothing, the gelflings took this name because the first generation of gelflings did in fact like to wear womens clothing. Another reason is because male and female gelflings look basically the same.

Fizgigs, the main pets of gelflings, are actually just rats trapped inside furry basketballs, but the gelflings do not now this so ssshhhhhh.

Only some of the Dark Crystals were destroyed when tommy chong ground them up, he later found 1 in his basement and he sold them Stephen spielberg who ater ground them up and made them into a crystal skull which was used in the movie Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Harrison Ford who plays Indiana Jones,is actually half Gelfling , it gives him a rough yet calm look.

Oprah Winfrey a talk show host who wants to control the world has wanted to be a gelfling since the day she was born , March 15 , 10,000 B.C. . If you look closely in the film 10,000 B.C. you can see her chasing a mammoth.

Gelflings Today

Many Gelflings have chosen to mingle with human kind. So many gelflings are so cheery that many have become famous with the human kind. Here is a list of Gelflings who Have infact become famous with the humans:Paris Hilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr phil, Johnny Rotten and Jay Leno Many Gelflings have taken up human religons all of them. They were easily persuaded by Jevoahs Witness.

Human inpersonation