User:TropasDeHispañata/Hispañata
República de Hispañata | |||||
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| Motto: Mujeres y Niños Primera | |||||
| Anthem: American Idiot by Green Day | |||||
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| Capital | FukAmerikka City | ||||
| Official language(s) | Hispañatan | ||||
| Government | Republic | ||||
| Established | 2002 | ||||
| Currency | Soviet Ruble | ||||
| Religion | LMAO | ||||
The Republic of Hispañata was formed by the Glorious Supreme Commander for Life, Comrade Larios. It is currently known as a republic, and enemy of America. The country is being investigated by the United Nations for illegal possession of Nuclear Arms, but denies the existence of such "Tomfoolery".
HISTORY[edit | edit source]
The history of Hispañata is brief, as it was constructed in 2002, by our glorious supreme leader, Comrade Larios. In the vicious, yet elegant coup d'état of Guatemala and Colombia, the city of Guatemala was destroyed, the damages in the tens of dollars. The reconstruction of the city took place immediately, with a giant statue of Larios erected in the middle of the city, with surveillance cameras placed in the eyes, so he could keep watch over his beloved people.
In 2003, during the invasion of Iraq, an embargo was placed upon the country of Hispañata, forcing it to turn to Russia and China for exclusive trade of nuclear arms, child labor, and 50's cars made from American manufacturer, General Motors. The embargo was placed upon Hispañata because of its intervention in the imperialist actions taken by the united states in invading the peaceful country of Iraq. The intervention consisted of military action authorized by Larios, as a SpecOps team, Hispañatan Lobos Rabiosos, entered into Iraq to combat the scum of the earth, the Marines. After killing multiple Marines, the HLR backed out of the skirmish shortly after Iraqi Hero, Saddam Hussein refused to molest Larios on national television in front of the Americans and their allies. This marked the first struggle between the United States and Hispañata.
In 2006, Larios was severely elated scarred when President George W Bush raped him in the privacy of his own Palace with no other witnesses around. His country called for immediate retaliation, and kidnapped hired North Korean engineers began working on Larios' PENIS (Perceptual Engineered Nuclear Intelligence System) and BALLS (Ballistic Aiming Laser Launching System). Unfortunately, to the countries eternal sadness, the engineers never managed to get a nuke 5 feet off the ground and all were executed. Today, Larios has assembled his own team of Avengers engineers and is now working on a new nuclear project, code named "the F-Bomb".
In 2008, America shocked the world by electing it's first nigger president. Hispañata shocked the world by executing 10,000 blacks for celebrating this event, after attempting to flee leave the country to live under this evil dictator. Relations with Barack Obama and the United States continued to dwindle as the first assassination attempt was made by the evil dictator on Larios, by way of exploding prostitute. Many more assassination attempt have been made such as an acid covered dildo, and exclusive tickets too a Maroon 5 concert.
CONSTITUTION OF THE REPUBLIC OF HISPAÑATA[edit | edit source]
The earliest known document of the Constitution of the Republic of Hispañata was drafted primitively on a coffee table of the Larios household by Enrique's father, José. After the unfortunate and coincidental murder of his father, Enrique drafted his own constitution next to the old constitution, and it was short and brief, reading "FUCK AMERICA" and alluding to the old constitution in bold letters, "NONE OF THIS HORSESHIT". The Consitution was drafted while Larios was in high school, revealing that Larios planned to overthrow his people early on. The following constitution was drafted and put into effect in 2002, when Larios took office. Keeping a childhood oath, he still has not given the people of Hispañata freedom of speech, press, religion, assembly, and petition to this day.
Introduction[edit | edit source]
"I, the Supreme Leader of Hispañata, hereby set up this constitution, in order to maintain peace, tranquility, and liberty within our borders."
The Presidency[edit | edit source]
"I shall be known as the the President and shall be addressed as His Excellencey, His Enchantment, or simply as Commander, and shall continue to be president as long as the people are satisfied with me, I win in open elections, and am not challenged by the authority of another person, whom shall be executed upon recognition by El Polícia de Hispañata, and henceforth made an example of."
The Military of Hispañata[edit | edit source]
"I shall be known as Commander of the armed forces of Hispañata, and shall use them at my disposal. As you are drafted into the armed forces, you henceforth swear allegiance to I, the Supreme Leader of the Republic of Hispañata, and will salute me when in my presence. You will carry out my bitch work. You will obey."
Bill of Rights[edit | edit source]
"You have no rights described by this bullshit right here. You do, however, have the right to bow down
TOURISM[edit | edit source]
Once detained arrived in Hispañata one can experience the joy of a lifetime. With beautiful shark infested beaches, nuclear test facilities, and a local bar with fresh water and ice cold beer, one can find endless entertainment in Hispañata! There are concentration camps hotels for parents, and slave labor camps arcades for children, the people of Hispañata live a life of oppressed luxury.
HOMAGE[edit | edit source]
At approximately 12:00 P.M. Larios time, the countries loyal subjects gather around the nearest statue and salute our beloved leader by bowing down and kissing his feet, everyday.