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Grueslayer
| Town of Pignerol
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Score: 5
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Moves: 10
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> Drink Damn Good Cup of Coffee
For no apparent reason, you walk up to the blood-flecked front desk and sip the coffee there casually. You sick, sick, excuse for a java freak. The second Deputy aims his shotgun at you, and threatens to blow the smug expression off your face if you make a move.
> Hey! This Coffee is stale! I want real Coffee--
Unfortunately, the deputy you thought you killed isn't dead, just badly injured. Struggling to prop himself up one elbow, he fires at you with his gun, and he doesn't miss.
> Ouch.
See how it feels to be the one with the bullet in your back, cop killer.
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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