User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/steak

Grueslayer

A slow painful death	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Eat steak You eat the steak, but it was raw, and crawling with E.coli and lots of other bacterium. You die a slow, painful death. ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason. Take the left door Take the middle door Take the right door Take the green door Pronounce "xyzzy"