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Grueslayer
| Ancient Japan
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Score: 0.1
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Moves: 22
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> Examine geisha
The geisha turn out not to be geisha after all, but Female Summoners.
> Does that mean they're summoners that are female, or summoners that know how to summon females?
That's the question! But what's the answer?
> Do you know the answer?
No of course I don't! Because if I did, I wouldn't be wasting your time with this crap while the female summoners eat you because they are GRUES! I think I forgot to mention that they are grues, but they are! THEY ARE GRUES! DAMN YOU! GRUES!
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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