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Grueslayer
Las Vegas
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Score: 235
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Moves: 109
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> Open easter egg
You pull apart the easter egg. It splinters. One half of it slices open your right hand. A mechanical bird hatches out of the other half and bites your left hand.
> Kill Bird
You whip out Betsy and blow the mechanical bird to hell and back. However, by this point the Grue, attracted by the blood, has eaten your head.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, suck ***
Would you like to not suck, haxx0r someone else's save, or suck even more? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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