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Grueslayer
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Score: -56
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Moves: -86
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> Beg Benson for forgiveness
Getting on your knees before the altar, you put on an incredibly annoying whiny voice and beg the great Benson for forgiveness, acknowledging his betterness. You are pathetic. You understand me? Pitiful.
A great boom echoes throughout the chamber, followed by a terrifying voice that cries "BENSON DOES NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHOM HE IS BETTER THAN!" There is a deafening crack, and the altar falls to pieces. On top of you. Benson was better than his altar, too.
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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