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Grueslayer
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Score: -56
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Moves: -86
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> Beg Benson for forgiveness
Getting on your knees before the altar, you put on an incredibly annoying whiny voice and beg the great Benson for forgiveness, acknowledging his betterness. You are pathetic. You understand me? Pitiful.
A great boom echoes throughout the chamber, followed by a terrifying voice that cries "BENSON DOES NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHOM HE IS BETTER THAN!" There is a deafening crack, and the altar falls to pieces. On top of you. Benson was better than his altar, too.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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