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 Bryce's Room Score: 100 Moves: 75


> Open trapdoor


Opening the trapdoor, you struggle to prevent your clumsy self from toppling down the ladder as you clamber through it. Pulling yourself to your feet, you find yourself in another of the Martins hotel's rooms. This, however, is one of the top floor, nauseatingly-rich-people ones. The main area is bigger than the hotel's lounge, with a wall TV and wet bar, the bed in the room behind you is four poster with silken sheets, and through the bathroom's glass walls, you can make out a jacuzzi and a heated swimming pool. In short, this is the sort of place you wish you could afford, but never will because you phail as an adventurer.


And, of course, standing right opposite you, his hands on his hips, is Cardinal Bryce.


"So, you made it this far" he says. "Well done. I think, however, that it is now time for me to defeat you in a spectacular boss fight that you'll quit half-way through because you're sick to death of clicking on all the stupid little links and never winning."


With that, he waves his hands around each other elaborately...and as you watch, a blue, glowing ball made up purely of the betterness of Benson flies toward you. Fast.


> Gulp