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Grueslayer
| Bryce's room
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Score: 105
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Moves: 76
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> Dive behind the wet bar
Dodging the oncoming Betterness of Benson with surprising skill, letting it fly past you and obliterate the bed, as Benson was better than that bed and slept on the floor, you roll across the floor and dive behind the wet bar, smashing various expensive drinks.
Bryce roars in frustration at the fact that that bed will be coming off his bill - and at the fact that he didn't kill you - and waving his hands about with more effeminate elaborateness, he casts another glowing blue ball of Benson's Betterness, this one slower moving, but a helluva lot bigger.
> Gee, what a lot of run-on sentences!
Shaddap or I'LL kill you.
Anyway, think fast...
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