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Grueslayer
| Bryce's room
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Score: 110
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Moves: 77
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> Douse the oncoming Betterness with whiskey
Grabbing the most expensive bottle of whiskey in the bar-not that you realise that, being about as cultured as a dead pig-you smash the top off, and dashing forward, pour the stuff over the slowly approaching Betterness. My, you have some interesting ideas.
> I die, don't I?
One would think so, but...
> ...yes?
...as it turns out, no. You see, a scant few months before you killed him, Benson experienced a bout of depression. He never told anyone why, as Benson was better than psychiatrists, and never took any medication, as Benson is better than Prozac. So he turned to the only option he had: alcohol. He binged ceaselessly for two weeks flat, only stopping when his liver rotted from inside him as his bladder exploded. The pain he endured caused Benson to feel obligated to declare whiskey-which he had been drinking-as officially better than him.
> ...you mean...?
Yes: the Betterness evaporates before you like smoke as the whiskey hits it.
Cardinal Bryce howls in further frustration - that whiskey is coming off his bill, too - before waving his hands with slightly less effeminacy and slightly more enraged blood-lust. A wave of heat hits you, and before you know what's going on, the hotel room is on fire.
"Let's see you link-click your way out of this one!" Bryce howls before dashing out of the room, locking the door behind him.
> This is bad.
Indeed; the sitting room and bedroom are burning like a forest fire, the TV has just exploded, and you're crouched behind a bar, which is full of flammable stuff. And the heat is killingly intense, of course.
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