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Grueslayer
| Bryce's (Bath)Room
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Run into the bathroom and dive into the pool
Panic overcoming you once again, you pick up your feet and, running into the bathroom, half-dive, half-slip into the heated pool.
> Whew! Safe!
Indeed you are. And you're so relieved you don't even notice the overpowering heat or the fact that you're sweating so intensely that the pool level is rising.
> ...that's bad, isn't it?
Mostly. See, the fire is currently lapping up around the thingummy that heats the pool, intensifying the heat. Monumentally. In fact, you now notice that the water is starting to bubble and steam around you.
> Climb out of the pool! Quick!
You try, but the room is so intensely heated that your hand burns the minute you touch the bathroom tile. Doesn't really matter; you're boiled alive in the pool a few seconds later.
> Doesn't that violate a rule of physics or something?
- *** Due to an interruption in your body's delicate parts and/or chemistry, your brain has ceased to function in a manner which is appropriate to keep you in some state of consciousness ***
Would you like to reincarnate, a phenomenon which is actually scientifically impossible, but can be done within this game; browse a variety of pre-made save-files; or cease to participate in this particular session of Grueslayer, and return to the menu screen from which you can choose another option related to Grueslayer? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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