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Grueslayer
| Bryce's Moor
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Score: dead
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Moves: dead
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> Flee into the bathroom
You point to a random spot behind Bryce.
> Hey, Bryce, look! It's Benson reincarnated! And he's pissed off that you haven't been preaching about how he ended democracy in a small third world country because he was better than it!
Huh. He actually fell for that. While he's looking behind him, you flee in pants-wetting fear into the bathroom. The one which contains the jacuzzi and the heated pool.
Didn't your momma ever teach you not to run near a pool? You slip on the wet tile, land head first, and bits of your skull fly here and there. You ruined a nice hotel room that you could never afford, you git.
- *** All hope is lost, for the mighty Grueslayer is dead ***
Shall I ride out to the depths of the dark forest to find ye spirit, attempt to summon ye from one of our many sacred sites, or surrender our land to the Grues? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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