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Grueslayer
| Bryce's Room
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Slash at the oncoming Betterness with Ronalds' sword
You leap out from behind the bar and raise Ronalds' sword, letting out a bellowing war cry that sounds more like the voice of those two little gender-ambiguous unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.
Good try, actually. At one point, Benson and Ronalds were rivals, as they both worked for U-Gene and were both determined to impress him the most. Consequently, Ronalds became determined to achieve the impossible: become better than Benson. Don't ask how. Anyway, he failed miserably, but there was some effect: he became almost better than Benson. Thus, as your sword strikes the oncoming Betterness, you hear a meaty smack, and the Betterness stops in its tracks, shuddering.
> Victory!
The Betterness then responds by intensifying itself and shattering Ronalds' sword. The splintery shards fly into your flesh.
> Ouch.
- *** You, the mighty Grueslayer, suck ***
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