User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/fightbryce/sheild

Grueslayer

Bryce's Room	Score: phail	Moves: phail
> Protect self using scroll for Shield of Benson's Betterness Taking out the scroll for the Shield of Benson's Betterness spell, you read the incantation and feel the strength of Benson's Betterness settle around you. > Yay! ...and then Benson's Betterness hits you. > ...and? You know, there's a reason that never, ever, in the history of mankind, has Benson's Betterness ever conflicted with more Benson's Betterness. > ...what are you saying? Sigh! The sheer force of the greatness of the Betterness of Benson colliding into itself blows up the hotel and a good part of the city, then sends shockwaves across the land that causes the entire continent to sink into the sea. Then trace amounts of the Betterness of Benson start floating around in the atmosphere, eventually getting into food, water, and air around the world. Everyone consequently gains the power of Benson's Betterness, which means everyone begins fighting for world domination, which leads to anarchy, the collapse of civilization, and the extinction of the human race. Happy? *** You've been sent to the Doom Dimension *** Would you like to change Attributes and try again, open an already-played Gate Card, or say "Field Close"? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): RESTART RESTORE QUIT