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Grueslayer
| Bryce's Room
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Score: -100
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Moves: -100
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> Flee into the bedroom
Feeling terror come over you, you spin around and flee into the room's elaborate bedroom, the Betterness hot on your heels...
...and as you see the bed, and feel the terror come over you, you suddenly remember what you used to do as a kid when you got scared.
Diving into the bed, you squirm under the covers, grab the hotel's complimentary teddy bear, stick your thumb in your mouth, and lie still. Huh, it actually helps. You pussy.
...oh, and of course, the Betterness hits the bed. Obliterating it.
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Grueslayer? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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