User:Trar/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/Martinshotel/watchtv

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 Martins Hotel Score: 62 Moves: 60


> Turn on the plasma TV


You turn on the plasma TV...to a Grue propaganda channel.


> Grue propaganda channel?


Yep; it's a channel paid for by the government of Grueland that uses extremely effective propaganda to persuade people how great Grues are, how inferior they as humans are, and how they should submit to Grues and allow themselves to be randomly eaten.


> Aaaah! Change channel! Quick!


You attempt to change the channel, but even now, the smooth, persuasive voice of the speaker has grabbed your attention. And within five minutes, you are indoctrinated. You are quite positivley certain that Grues are a superior race who deserve every human they eat...


...and that you, as the Grueslayer, don't deserve to live.


You fling yourself off the balcony of your room, feeling, as you smack against the tile and are spread over it like butter, a sense of mind-bendingly ironic justice.

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...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.