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Grueslayer
| BENSON's Office
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Score: 33
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Moves: One too many
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> Use Flamethrower
You press the primer, preparing a mighty and unstopable blast of fire! Unfortunately, nothing in the manner of fire is even close to being better than BENSON. With this knowledge in his heart, he flat out rushes you with a pancake fork. Need I say more?
> ...Yes
What? Really? I thought what happens is pretty self-explaintory...
> Not really. I mean, what the heck is a pancake fork?
This:
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Now you don't have to imagine all the pain this handy instrument can do, cause now you know what it looks like! HA! I made a pun!
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
Anyway, you're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. Oh, and the Grue-ologist is missing, for some reason.
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