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Grueslayer
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> Log on. Username: "<insert name here>". Password: "enter".
Somehow, for no particular reason at all, you are now logged on as <insert name here>. Nobody knows why. But he doesn't care about you.
> Start game
Hey there!
> Oh great. You again. Oh well. Better get on with it.
> Info
Grueslayer is © 2007-2012 Unfocom, all wrongs reserved.
Chapter 1: New Beginnings
To think, only a few days ago you had escaped The Abyss, after a police chase and a battle with the Ultra-Grue. Luckily you had the phone number of a good lawyer. If only you hadn't touched that sword you saw levitating in front of you as you were walking through the park that fine day.
But then, you think to yourself, perhaps you were always going to touch the blade and awaken to your true identity. Perhaps you were destined to meet your destiny. Yes, that sounds right.
> Examine me
You are the mighty Grueslayer. Chosen by the magical sword which is also called Grueslayer, your mission is to hunt the mightiest game of all - man himself Grues.
> Examine sword
You see no sword here.
> Examine the magical sword which is also called Grueslayer, perhaps?
What, that? You obviously don't get to take Grueslayer with you. I mean, you have no training in edged weapons at all! If a Grue sprang forth, you'd probably just cut your finger or something. Nope, no swords for you.
And why would you need a sword in the first place? You are the mighty Grueslayer!
> Look
There are three doors, one on the left, one in the middle and one on the right. A Grue-ologist seems to be waiting for someone.
> Talk to Grue-ologist
"Oh, there you are! I've been waiting for you. The door to the left is the easy path, the door in the middle is the intermediate path and the door to the right is the hard path. Or, you could get in my windowless van with me where I totally won't make a wind chime out of your genitals."
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