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 Windowless Van Score: -100 Moves: -1

> get into the windowless van


You've never played The Abyss before, have you?

The Grue-ologist quickly cuts off your genitals and makes them into a wind chime.

> Ouch!

To understate things, yes.

*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You, the mighty Grueslayer, have died ***

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