User:TERRA/Teen Titans
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The Teen Titans started out as a comic (relief) book in the early 80's to entertain black men on steroids. However, its heavy content of lackluster made it well known as ONE FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT Marv Wolfman did just for teh lulz. This gives more reason to know that MARVEL is the fucking shit, and that DC will desperately do anything to get their dejected fans back, even if it means rehashed plots of Robin getting his ass whooped by Deathstroke countless times.
Teen Titans is also a popular cartoon for lame horny fanboys, who usually enjoy watching girls and guys in spandex run around pointlessly, most likely stemming from their repressed homosexuality
The heroes[edit | edit source]
Being the one-dimensional, shitty, uncharismatic cunts they are, the Teen Titans (formerly known as Team Titans) are a groupd of angsty teenagers just experiencing puberty (with the exception of Cyborg, their robotic slave). Here we see a group of outcasts try to balance out the comics and for some reason a stupid anime made in 2003 with their unfunny humor, sexual innuendos, and the fact that they pointed out that Starfire has a ....
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PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin[edit | edit source]
Batman's right hand when masturbating, and the leader of the team cheerleaders known as Teen Titans. He's totally cereal, and is known to have anger issues when Slade's name is being mentioned. However, he also has an alien fetish, notably for having a romance with the Tamaran immigrant Koriand'r (that's Starfire for you noobs), but since Star has the ability to grow hair on her sexy feet and a dick, chances are that aliens =/= humans, and that Robin may still be a faggot hidden well in the closet.
His comic counterpart shows him to be somewhat of a badass but in reality he sucks.
Starfire[edit | edit source]
The alien of the team. Has the body of hermaphroditical, monstrous, nasty, disgusting and human repelling shemale that for some reason is STILL being fapped to by 40 year old pedophiles.