User:Syndicate/Uncyclopedia's Official Guide - Choosing a Web Browser
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With the Internet now getting bigger almost daily, it is getting more and more important to use the right browser. Studies have shown that users using a good browser outperforms users with average browsers by roughly 20 images of pornography per hour. That's a lot of boobies!
To help you find the browser that is right for you, Uncyclopedia provides the following easy-to-use tree structure:
Complete fucking retards:
You should use... Internet Explorer
Non-complete fucking retards:
Using x86 architecture
- Running Windows
- Using 32-bit
- Best for beginners
- You should use... Opera
- Best for average users
- You should use... Opera
- Best for expert users
- You should use... Opera
- Using 64-bit
- Running Linux
- Using 32-bit
- Best for beginners
- You should use... Opera
- Best for average users
- You should use... Opera
- Best for expert users
- You should use... Opera
- Using 64-bit
Using Solaris architecture
- Best for beginners
- You should use... Opera
- Best for average users
- You should use... Opera
- Best for expert users
- You should use... Opera
Using PowerPC architecture
- Best for beginners
- You should use... Opera
- Best for average users
- You should use... Opera
- Best for expert users
- You should use... Opera
Other architectures
- Best for beginners
- You should use... Opera
- Best for average users
- You should use... Opera
- Best for expert users
- You should use... Opera